The Most Terrifying Image You’ll Ever See

A couple days ago I was asked to define several big words, one of them being the word “ominous”. But, instead of using my mouth to define the word, I thought it would be more benificial if I used a visual example. So, here is how I would describe the word “ominous”.     Yeah,…

It’s Good to be Slow

There were several times in my life when I’ve been called slow, and for good reason. To many people’s disbelief, I actually enjoy being slow, both physically and mentally. I cannot tell you how many times slowing down has actually speed me up, metaphorically. Allowing me to climb steadily to the top of the corporate…

About My Gf

You may not realize this, but I have a girlfriend. A lot of times people say there’s no way I could get a girlfriend, they probably say this because they know that I’m so unique and mysterious. But I really do have one, and she’s really cool. Below I’ll list some of the things that…

The Best Ways to Dance

You may not know this, but I know how to dance. I learned to dance a long time ago from two people. I met them both while I was fishing and they started to tell me how much they thought I would be a good dancer. So I decided they must know what they are…

Fun Ways to Pass Free (Lazy) Time

Free time can also be considered lazy time. It’s ok to be lazy in short bouts. Once I was lazy for only two years, it’s the shortest bout of laziness I’ve had to this date. You can try to be less lazy than me, but I doubt you’ll succeed. Anyway, I’ve been lazy enough to…

How to Build Your Own Katamari

Everyone wants to build a Katamari. If you don’t know what a Katamari is, don’t worry, you still want to build one. Your children want to build one and your dog wants to build one. Before you were born you wanted to know how to build one. Get my drift? It’s the thing that everyone…